admin Pick Up Lines

Since distance equals velocity times time, let’s let velocity and time approach infinity, because I want to go all the way with you.

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It would take me much more than 140 characters to fully express how beautiful you are.

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I heard you were taking apps for a new tweetheart… I’m here to apply!

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Hey, I just followed you… and this is crazy… but follow me back… so I can DM you baby!

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I may not be a genie, but I can make your tweets come true!

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Do you believe in love at first tweet? Or should I tweet you again?

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You must be in a wrong place… the Miss Twitterverse contest is over there.

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What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl on Twitter?

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Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your tweets!

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Twitter needs a fire department, because you’re smokin’!

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