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I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

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You wanna come over to my place and suck my bong?

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Are you a joint? Because you’re smokin’!

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If you were a joint, I’d roll you over and lick you up and down.

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Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

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hey girl would you ever consider a 3-way? You, me and Mary Jane.

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Are you a drug? Cause I marijuana take you home tonight.

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You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.

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