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Can you help me reconfigure my GPS system? I need directions to get into your pants.

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They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis… Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

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I’d love to jack you up and check out your undercarriage.

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I wish I’d brought my towel, can I share yours?

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I wanna pound you the way the ocean pounds the surf.

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I’m drowning in the sun and need mouth to mouth now!

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I hope you know CPR, because you’re taking my breath away

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Hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.

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If you were a beach, I’d pick you to lay on.

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