Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me. Facebook Tweet Favorite +
Is there a non-creepy way to hit on your waiter? If so, please text it to me. Facebook Tweet Favorite +
You’d be the perfect woman, even if your hair didn’t smell like French fries. Facebook Tweet Favorite +
My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends? Facebook Tweet Favorite +
Since you are on your feet all day, I figured you’d like to go lay down with me when you are done? Facebook Tweet Favorite +