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If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?

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If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?

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I’ll bathe my lips in rosy dews of kisses

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I noticed you hitting it off with that fair youth. Care to make it a three-way?

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By you, like your shade, I’ll ever dwell

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I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.

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My arteries aren’t the only things that have hardened.

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How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.

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Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!

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