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I’m retired, so you know I have the time to please you.

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Your company is so delightful, I’m contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.

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Girl I’d fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.

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I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.

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How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!

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If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”

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Are you a cat lady? Cause I’m the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

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Is your name Viagra, cause I don’t think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.

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Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?

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Illegal immigrants are stealing our jobs, but you stole my heart!

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