admin Pick Up Lines

You can be pro-choice as long as one of those choices is going on a date with me.

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Rosie O’Donnell must have just walked into the room because I want to get disgusting with you.

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Let’s make a sex tape together. I promise I won’t tell anyone, unless you cross me.

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You’re too beautiful to be real, just like global warming.

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I’m only one bad business deal away from being Charlie Sheen.

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If you aren’t Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

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If you were my girl, I’d let you delete all the emails you wanted.

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Give me your number or else I’ll start a nonsensical feud with you.

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