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A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 real, 1 fake and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”

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If you want me, don’t shake me, or wake me, just take me

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If you were a booger I would pick you first

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If you’re going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon

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If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable

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I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast

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if I had to choose between breathing or loving you, I would say “I love you” with my last breath!

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If LOVE was written on every grain of sand in the Sahara Desert that still doesn’t equal my love for you.

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If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing?

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