I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps… do you wanna help me verify this? Facebook Tweet Favorite +
The weights in this gym just aren’t heavy enough… would you mind sitting on my face while I do some crunches? Facebook Tweet Favorite +
Are you using that adductor machine so you can crush me between your thighs later? Facebook Tweet Favorite +
Do you believe in love at first set? Or should I curl this barbell another 10 times? Facebook Tweet Favorite +
My personal trainer told me I had to come talk to you for five minutes as part of my routine. Facebook Tweet Favorite +
I got stopped by a police officer on the way here. He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public. Facebook Tweet Favorite +