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I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour…

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Girl, do you need to get your protein macros up? Because I’d gladly put my meat inside you

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This elliptical isn’t the only thing getting my heart rate up.

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Do you have any tape? Because I’m totally ripped.

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The way you do the splits, it makes your legs look like they’ve never met. I won’t have to work very hard to open them!

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Are you a cheerleader? Because you’ve been tumbling through my mind all day!

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Are you a flyer? Because I want to pick you up.

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I wish I were your back spot so I could touch your butt.

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I received a 0.5 deduction for falling for you.

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Can you teach me the counts? Specifically, the counts to your heart.

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