admin Pick Up Lines

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together

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If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created

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I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Wal-Mart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

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I want to thank you for [insert any event here], grab your ankles bitch!

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I would die a million deaths if it meant I could be with you!

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I want to write a poem on your body with my lips

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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need

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Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

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I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

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