admin Pick Up Lines

I’m like an Xbox… I can go 360 all night long!

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Don’t worry babe, I’m a gamer, so you can trust me to be good with my fingers.

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If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me?

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You should be accustomed to taking souls, since you’re completely stacked.

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Hey baby, if being hot and sexy was a crime, I’d need to call Sherif Caitlyn because you’re guilty as charged.

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Hey young lady, you can call me the Last Whisperer, since I’m here for a great deal of Physical Penetration.

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You are so beautiful I can’t look away; unless of course, you see me, then I turn invisible.

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You know what’s the difference between me and u? You can’t milk these.

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Hey babe, wanna return to my base and look at my Needlessly Large Rod?

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