Dirty Pick Up Lines

Looking for something dirty to start your conversation? Use these Dirty Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Funny, Cute

Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

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There’s a reason they call me Bat man – if you know what I mean…okay, I’m talking about my penis.

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Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?

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Want to come see my HARD Disk? I promise it isn’t 3.5 inches and it ain’t floppy.

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You still use Internet Explorer? You must like it nice and slow.

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I wish you were a door, so I can slam you all day.

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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

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Do you want to Australian Kiss? It’s like the French kiss only down under.

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How ’bout you call a friend, and we can experiment with triplets

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I’m like a dentist, I’ll drill you and fill you.

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