Dirty Pick Up Lines

Looking for something dirty to start your conversation? Use these Dirty Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Funny, Cute

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

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Are you a water hazard? Because you got me soaking wet.

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You should come home with me, because I’ll make you dino-sore.

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Are you a dinosaur because I wanna find your boner.

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Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me.

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I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you one fine hoe.

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I just got back from fishing. Wanna see my rod?

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You can ride me so hard. They’ll have to take me out back and shoot me.

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No need to be alarmed ma’am-That’s not a pistol in my pocket.

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How’d you like to put a pinch of me between your cheek and gum?

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