Dirty Pick Up Lines

Looking for something dirty to start your conversation? Use these Dirty Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Funny, Cute

Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits’? I think you and I can do better, wanna try.

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Come back to my place — I’ll give you a Peeps show.

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I normally don’t put all my eggs in one basket, but I’d love to be your honey bunny.

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That’s not a candy cane in my pocket. I’m just glad to see you!

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If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit between the holidays?

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Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

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Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.

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