Dirty Pick Up Lines

Looking for something dirty to start your conversation? Use these Dirty Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Funny, Cute

I like your hair, your eyes, your smile… I like every bone in your body… Especially mine!

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I had sex with someone last night. Was that you?

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How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I’ll give you the meat!

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How about you be my story and I’ll be your climax

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Hypothetically speaking, if I were to fuck you, would you let me?

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I can play the 1812 Overture on a touchtone phone with my tongue

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I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little

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Hi, wanna f**k? [No] Mind lying down while I do?

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I cum in 5 seconds, you won’t even know I was there

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