Dirty Pick Up Lines

Looking for something dirty to start your conversation? Use these Dirty Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Funny, Cute

Hi. I’m an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus

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I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated

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I don’t know you, and you don’t know me, but who’s to say it’s wrong if we sleep together?

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Hold out two fingers and say: “Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?” (I don’t know.) “Cause they’re mine sweetheart.”

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Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me

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Hi, I’m the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?

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Hi, I’ve been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it’s time to see if I’m right.

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Hi, my name is ______________. I eat pussy like a woman

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Hi, my name’s ______________. You might want to remember it now, because you’ll be screaming it later!

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Hey, my seamen has the SPF of 30, care to rub some on your face?

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