Dirty Pick Up Lines

Looking for something dirty to start your conversation? Use these Dirty Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Funny, Cute

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one.

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Hey, you’ve got a lawyer’s ass. Yip, it’s firm.

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If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning

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Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line

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Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

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Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?

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If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks

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Do you like water balloons? Cause I’d love to touch yours.

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I lost my teddy bear. Can I sleep with you tonight?

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Is that a banana in your pants cause I’ll ‘ape you

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