Dirty Pick Up Lines

Looking for something dirty to start your conversation? Use these Dirty Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Funny, Cute

I’m easy, but it looks like you are hard.

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You’re beautiful and has U in it, but “quickie” has U and I together

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If you’re feeling down, I can feel you up.

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They call me “The Fireman” because I turn the hoes on.

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What’s the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now

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Are you into astronomy? Because your ass is out of this world.

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There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.

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I’m an astronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

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