Dirty Pick Up Lines

Looking for something dirty to start your conversation? Use these Dirty Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Funny, Cute

I hope you’re not a vegetarian, ’cause I want to feed you some meat!

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Does this mean I won’t be a virgin by the end of the week?

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Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because you’re causing a political uprising in my pants

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Do you work at build-a-bear? Because I’d stuff you

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Are you the SAT? Cause I’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes, with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks

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You’re the type of girl I’d let sit on my face for a long period of time

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I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel, but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.

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That’s a nice shirt. Can I try it on after we have sex?

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I would absolutely love to swap bodily fluids with you.

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