Dirty Pick Up Lines

Looking for something dirty to start your conversation? Use these Dirty Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Funny, Cute

Is your name Daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!

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My mattress is a little hard. Would you like to help me break it in?

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If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them

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They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

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My cat’s dead, can I play with your pussy instead?

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Do you have pet insurance? Because I’m going destroy your pussy.

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Damn girl I must be a demon because I wanna be inside you.

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Why don’t you be the babysitter and I’ll be the pizzaman?

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