Dirty Pick Up Lines

Looking for something dirty to start your conversation? Use these Dirty Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Funny, Cute

I’d like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

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It sure is hot outside, but I can be your Popsicle. *Subtle nod towards crotch.*

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Take off your clothes and let’s start the next generation.

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When I was little, my fairy godmother asked me if I wanted a big Johnson, or a good memory. I forgot what I answered.

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(Look down at your crotch) Well, it’s not just going to suck itself.

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Wanna play army? I’ll lie down and you can blow the hell outta me.

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You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

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