Funny Pick Up Lines

Looking for something funny to start your conversation? Use these Funny Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Best, Dirty

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast

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On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need

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Please tell your tits to stop looking at my eyes.

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I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you. (kiss her) oh.. seems like I lost the bet.

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My magical watch says you aren’t wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

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Love is a sensation; caused by a temptation; to feel penetration; a guy sticks his location; in a girl’s destination; to increase the population; for the next generation; did you get my explanation; or do you need a demonstration?

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Kissing is a language of love….so how about a conversation?

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I’m the kind of man who deserves to have women I don’t deserve.

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Is your dad a terrorist? Because you are the bomb.

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