Funny Pick Up Lines

Looking for something funny to start your conversation? Use these Funny Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Best, Dirty

If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.

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Just look at the keyboard — U and I belong together.

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Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty.

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Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? ‘Cause you’re BeAuTiful!

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You look familiar. What’s your Twitter handle? I think I follow you.

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I wish you were a door, so I can slam you all day.

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Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive

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You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!

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Hey I hear you don’t like fractions, will you let me be your other half?

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