Funny Pick Up Lines

Looking for something funny to start your conversation? Use these Funny Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Best, Dirty

Hey you know Dr. Phil says I am afraid of commitment….Do you want to prove him wrong?

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If you were a dinosaur, You would be a FINOSAURUS!

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Are you a cowgirl cause I can see you riding me.

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I bet your father was a good farmer, cause you one fine hoe.

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I just got back from fishing. Wanna see my rod?

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Hey! Are you Jewish? Because the way you’re looking at me, I’m beginning to think Jewish I would kiss you.

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Your father must be Osama Bin Laden, because you’re the BOMB!

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Do you work for Al-Qaeda? Because you’ve just abducted my heart.

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You know what they say about large belt buckles…

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Hey. You know the phrase ‘screwing like rabbits’? I think you and I can do better, wanna try.

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