Funny Pick Up Lines

Looking for something funny to start your conversation? Use these Funny Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Best, Dirty

I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight.

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I’m not actually this tall. I’m sitting on my wallet

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If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine

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If I were a dog would you help me bury my bone?

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If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

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If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning

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I only have 12 hours to live… please don’t let me die a virgin.

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I’d marry your cat just to get in the family

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I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes. Don’t let me die!

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How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).

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