Funny Pick Up Lines

Looking for something funny to start your conversation? Use these Funny Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Best, Dirty

I am participating in the Sexual Olympics multiple orgasm relay race my partner just died of exhaustion. Would you like to help me out?

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Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?

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Hi, I’m gay. Do you think you can convert me?

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Hi, sorry I don’t have an opening line but since you have an opening and I have a line

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Hey baby. Why don’t you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?

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Hey so you want to see some magic? You and I will go to your place have sex and I’ll disappear in the morning

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Hey baby you’re so fine you make me stutter, wha-wha-what’s your name?

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Have you always been this cute, or did you have to work at it?

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He: Would you sleep with me for 20 million dollars? She (sheepishly): Yes. He: Well then, would you sleep with me for 20 cents? She: No, what kind of woman do you think I am? He: We’ve established what kind of woman that you are, we’re just haggling over the price

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Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me

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