Funny Pick Up Lines

Looking for something funny to start your conversation? Use these Funny Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Best, Dirty

Excuse me, I’ve seem to have lost my virginity, can I have yours?

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Excuse me. I’m from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I’m going to have to ask you to assume the position

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F**k me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?

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Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don’t you?

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Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?

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Excuse me, I’m a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together?

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Don’t you think most people who use pick-up lines are dipsticks? (Yes.) In that case, mind if I check your oil level?

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Hey. My friends wanted me to come over here and ask you if they were fake. Can I sqeeze them to find out?

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If I washed my dick, would you suck it? (No.) Oh, so you like to suck dirty dicks

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