Funny Pick Up Lines

Looking for something funny to start your conversation? Use these Funny Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Tinder, Best, Dirty

Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

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You know women are like parking spots all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped, which are you?

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It might just be that I’ve been locked up in a prison for years, but you’re the most beautiful living person I’ve seen in a long time!

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Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

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You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

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Do you work for the post office? I thought I saw you checking out my package.

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If you were an ISP I’d dial you all day long.

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I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.

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