Do you wanna play lion tamer? It’s when you get on all fours and I put my head in your mouth. Facebook Tweet Favorite +
There are a lot of fish in the sea, but you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at my place Facebook Tweet Favorite +
I’m the flower, you’re the bee. Why don’t you suck the sweet pollen right out of me? Facebook Tweet Favorite +
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox! Facebook Tweet Favorite +