Austin Powers Pick Up Lines

“Sex, Yes Please” – Austin Powers! Use these Austin Powers Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Walking Dead, Video Games, Dirty

Do you wash your pants in Windex because I can see myself in them.

+

Baby, I’m an American Express lover … you shouldn’t go home without me.

+

My friend wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.

+

My name is Austin … remember that, you’ll be screaming it later.

+

F@# me if I’m wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

+

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

+

Wanna play army? I’ll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

+

(Lick finger and wipe on her shirt)…. Let’s get you out of these wet clothes.

+

I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day long.

+