Bad Pick Up Lines

Bad: poor quality or a low standard…. BAD Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Cat, Trump, Dirty

I will treat you like my milk girl, I will spoil you.

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I don’t need you honey, cause I beat my thing like it owes me money.

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You like yoga? You should nam-nes-stay-over with me tonight.

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Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you.

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Maybe they should call it plan A instead of plan B. Sounds like a pretty good option.

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Are you a pinky toe? Because I want to bang you on all my furniture.

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Roses are red, violets are blue all I wanna know is wet dat mouf do!

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You must be trash, because I want to take you out.

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Call Kenny Loggins, because you’re in the danger zone.

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You must work at Dick’s because you’re sporting the goods.

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