Basketball Pick Up Lines

Do you like LeBron James, Michael Jordan or Shaquille O’Neal? Use these Basketball Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Football, Baseball, Golf

Do you like Basketball? Because I would like to show you my Magic Johnson

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You’re so short, you must play guard. Want to guard and protect me and the children we may one day welcome into our lives?

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Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?

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Sweetie-pumpkin, you got so much game, you must be a natural. Want to come with me to listen to a speaker on Natural Family Planning? It’s Thursday at 6:30 in the parish hall. Again, watch that pun!

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Hey big guy, you’ve really got an exceptionally pure shot. We’d make a cute couple, cuz I happen to be an exceptionally pure woman.

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I hear you’re a great dribbler. Me too. There’s a whole puddle over there where I was dribbling over you, hon’.

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Hey girl, do you ref during the playoffs? Cause you look like you can swallow a whistle.

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I hit threes all the time but you’d be my first ten.

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Are you on the rebound? Because my D. Favors you.

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Hey girl, Monta Ellis must be jealous. Because you, truly, have it all.

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