Brand Names Pick Up Lines

McDonalds, Apple, Starbucks, Home Depot, Subway, Wendy’s, Mastercard, McDonalds and many more! Use these Brand Name Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Cars, Casino, Funny

You must work at Dick’s because you’re sporting the goods.

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Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte.

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Do you work at Home Depot? Because you’re giving me wood.

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Why pay $5 at Subway, when you can’t get this footling for free.

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Do you like Wendy’s? Well I’m sure you’ll like it Wendy’s nuts slide across your face.

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You must’ve been made by Intel to be that hot!

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What’s the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini? I don’t have a Lamborghini right now

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Girl, you’re like Mastercard – seeing you is priceless

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Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC!

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I’ve gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade!

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