Brand Names Pick Up Lines

McDonalds, Apple, Starbucks, Home Depot, Subway, Wendy’s, Mastercard, McDonalds and many more! Use these Brand Name Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Cars, Casino, Funny

I wish you were a carousel at Wal-Mart so I could ride you all day long for just a quarter!

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Are you thirsty? Cause I can give you the Sunny-D

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I want you more than a Haagen-Daas on a hot summer day.

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I don’t need Apple Maps to get lost in your eyes.

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How about I dip my Wild Wings in your Buffalo sauce?

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I like Legos, you like Legos, why don’t we build a relationship?

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You remind me of a green bottle. Because I wanna Mount and Do you!

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Did you just come from KFC, cause your thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

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Do you like Kelloggs? Wanna frost my flakes?

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