Calculus Pick Up Lines

“Calculus works by making visible the infinitesimally small.” – Devlin. Use these Calculus Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Math, Economics, Bad

I am equivalent to the Empty Set baby when you are not with me.

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The law of contrapositives says that we should use a condom babe .

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Meeting you is like a switch to polar coordinates love: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

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I memorized the first 300 digits of π baby. If you give me a chance, I bet I could memorize the first 7 digits of your phone number, too.

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Hello babe , but can I get your seven significant digits?

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I heard you’re sin babe because you’re always on top when we make tangent

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I’d like to plug my solution love into your equation.

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You’ve got more curves love than a triple integral.

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I wish I was your second derivative baby so I could investigate your concavities.

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Sweetheart! My love for you goes on like the number pi

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