Calculus Pick Up Lines

“Calculus works by making visible the infinitesimally small.” – Devlin. Use these Calculus Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Math, Economics, Bad

I’ll be the one over your cosx and baby, we can have secx!

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Yo , I heard you’re good at math love… Because your legs are always divided.

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Hello baby! At absolute zero, you would still move me.

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Sweetheart, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.

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Sweetheart, I’ll take you to your limit if you show me your end behavior.

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I’m overheating babe because you’re stuck in my head like an infinite loop.

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Hello babe! Let’s make our slopes zero (slope of zero means horizontal => bed)

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I would like to be the computational tasks , because then I would be difficult and would like to do on your desktop.

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I’m like a child , they are really long and go on forever

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Hello , I heard that you are good at algebra … It will replace my eX without asking Y?

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