Geography Pick Up Lines

Geography has made us neighbors. Use these Geography Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Geology, Economics, Physics

Let’s build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!

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Let’s build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!

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You want to take a trip down South tonight?

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If I could rearrange the map, I would put Uruguay and Iruguay together! I would also found the nation of Iruguay.

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Hey, are you a river that’s prone to flooding, because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight

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I’m gonna screw you like the East Devon bus service: slowly and depressingly irregularly

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Hey, are you a glacial feature, because I’m gonna erode the sides of your V-shaped valley into a U-shaped valley

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Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he’s right here in my pants.

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If you put your titi on my caca then together we will create a Peruvian lake.

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