Lord of the Rings Pick Up Lines

YOU SHALL NOT PASS! … Use these Lord of the Rings Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Star Wars, Harry Potter, Quagmire

A day may come when the swagger of men will fail .. But it is not this day, girl!

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You shall not pass without giving me those digits.

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Baby, you’re hotter than the cracks of Mount Doom.

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My love for you is deeper than the lodes of Mithril in Khazad-dum.

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I’ll be your Isildur and you can be my bane.

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No, we haven’t met, unless you count in the Mirror of Galadriel.

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I’m not usually this forward, but, you’ve broken down my barriers like Grond.

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Was that a Middle-Earthquake? or did you just rock my world?

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Are you Gandalf? Because you have me seeing fireworks

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