Math Pick Up Lines

Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things. Use these Math Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Accounting, Economics, Lawyer

By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.

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I love your asymptote, I know I give you rapid exponential growth so would you like to be tangent to my curves?

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Call me parabola, Cause there’s a conic section in my pants.

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If you were numbers in my textbook you would be fine print!

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Math is so easy, math is not like you at all, you don’t play easy.

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I hope you know set theory because i want to intersect and union you.

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You’ve got more curves than a triple integral.

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Hey, baby want to Squeeze my Theorem while I poly your nomial?

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Can I plug my solution into your equation?

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