Math Pick Up Lines

Mathematics is the art of giving the same name to different things. Use these Math Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Accounting, Economics, Lawyer

“My dear, I don’t know how to properly respond to such flattery. You’ve almost got me flustered.” He chuckled softly, beckoning with a hand, “Come here and let me thank you for the gesture.”

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Boy, you must be point slope form because you confuse the hell out of me

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The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.

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My love for you is like y=2^x… exponentially growing.

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Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

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You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus.

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Are you the square root of 2? Because I feel irrational around you.

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Hey I hear you don’t like fractions, will you let me be your other half?

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Are you a math teacher? Because you got me harder than trigonometry.

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We are like sin^2(X) and cos^2(x) because together we ARE ONE

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