Medical Pick Up Lines

Always laugh when you can, it is cheap medicine. Use these Medical Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Science, Dentist, Art

Want to be the susceptible host to my airborne pathogen?

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Excuse me, are you osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition

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Did you cut my phrenic nerve? …Because baby, you take my breath away.

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Roses are red and violets are blue. You are a sexy nurse and i’m Doctor Who!! See Doctor Who pick up lines

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Are you Broca’s Aphasia? Because you leave me speechless…

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Blood is red, cyanosis is blue, I get tachycardia when I think of you…

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Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.

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Hey girl, are you a pulmonary embolism? Cause you’re making me breathless..

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