Physics Pick Up Lines

“Nothing happens until something moves.” – Albert Einstein. Use these Physics Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Science, Psychology, Engineering

That dress would look better accelerating towards the floor at 9.8 m/s/s

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Hey baby if i supply the voltage and you a little resistance, imagine the current we can make together.

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Wanna get together and test the spring potential of my mattress?

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Why don’t we measure the coefficient of static friction between you and me.

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Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you.

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Would a loser be able to recite pi out to 50 decimal places? Huh? Would he? Oh, okay. I’ll leave.

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Would a loser be able to recite pi out to 50 decimal places? Huh? Would he? Oh, okay. I’ll leave.

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Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done.

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