Quagmire Pick Up Lines

“I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through”…. Use these Quagmire Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Dirty, Johnny Bravo, Doctor Who

You must be a Parking ticket cause you got Fine written all over you.

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Did you know the word of the day is “legs”? Why don’t you and I go back to my place and spread the word?

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Are your pants made of Windex? Cause, baby, I can see myself in them.

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I’d look good on you. Quagmire is the ultimate accessory.

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Your mind control is amazing, I came over as soon as you called.

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You must be this beautiful to ride the Quagmire.

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I won’t preach to you, but I will be your Daddy.

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Pardon me, but are you a screamer or a moaner?

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I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

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Can you count? Then you better count on spending the night.

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