Quagmire Pick Up Lines

“I felt guilty once, but she woke up halfway through”…. Use these Quagmire Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Dirty, Johnny Bravo, Doctor Who

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