Seniors Pick Up Lines

“Never tease an old dog; he might have one bite left”. Use these Seniors Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: For Guys, Girls, Cute

I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.

+

My arteries aren’t the only things that have hardened.

+

How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.

+

Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!

+

I’m retired, so you know I have the time to please you.

+

Your company is so delightful, I’m contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.

+

Girl I’d fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.

+

I might be a retired photographer, but I can still picture us together.

+

How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!

+

If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”

+