Walking Dead Pick Up Lines

“Look at the flowers.” — Carol. Use these Walking Dead Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Supernatural, Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad

Excuse me, miss? Hi, I’m doing a scavenger hunt for my fraternity rush, and one of the things on my list is a umm….weird chick.

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If we were characters from the walking dead, I would be Glenn, and you can be my Maggie.

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I may have one leg but I have something else to balance me out if you know what I’m saying.

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There must be something wrong with my eyes; I can’t take them off you.

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Roses are red. My lips are blue. My heart began to beat when I saw you.

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Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been shambling and lurching through my mind all day.

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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me and then let me eat it?

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I’m a mortition and work with corpses all day, but you’re the right kind of dead for me

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Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know.

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