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Weed Pick Up Lines

It’s hard to be mean when you’re stoned. Use these Weed Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Funny, Dirty, Trump

Do you smoke pot? Because weed look cute together!

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Are you a chonger? Because you took my breath away.

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I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

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I want to T-H-See you naked!

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Wanna help me smoke this joint?

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You wanna come over to my place and suck my bong?

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Are you a joint? Because you’re smokin’!

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If you were a joint, I’d roll you over and lick you up and down.

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Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

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hey girl would you ever consider a 3-way? You, me and Mary Jane.

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