Animals Pick Up Lines

Lions, Tigers and Bears, oh my! Use these Animal Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Dog, cat, Cute

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

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Are you a unicorn? Because you’re my fantasy

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Do you have pet insurance? Because I’m going destroy your pussy.

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Are you a termite? Cause you’re about to have a mouth full of wood.

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I’ll have the chicken breast, hold the chicken.

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It’s hunting season and fox like you shouldn’t be out in the open!

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If you were a farmer I would let you choke my chicken

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Have you ever milked a cow before? cause your gonna need a bucket for this too.

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Life’s a jungle – let’s go to your place and bang like animals!

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