Bad Pick Up Lines

Bad: poor quality or a low standard…. BAD Pick Up Lines! Great way to start a conversation in person or any of the popular dating apps. These other categories also may interest you: Cat, Trump, Dirty

Do you like dragons? Because in a minutes I’m going to be dragon these nuts across your face.

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Nice to meet you. My name is Craven. Craven Moorehead.

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If you weren’t so heavy, I’d try to pick you up.

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Are you in the army? I’d love for you to salute my privates.

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I’m in my bed, you’re in your bed. One of us is in the wrong place.

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I used to ride horses… You look like a horse… This should work out.

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Is your name Miley Cyrus…? because you can wreck my balls.

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Did you get those pants on sale? Because if they were at my house they would be 100 percent off.

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